Mike's Thought Of The Day

Please try and follow me here. The currant population of the planet Earth is 6,558,097,717 people. And growing larger every second. Of these people 3,279,048,858 are male. Assuming the average length of a man’s erect penis is 6 inches that would mean there are now 19, 674,293,151 inches, or 3,093,442 miles of penis flesh now swinging around our planet. That is enough penis flesh to circle the earth 3.8 times. Just let that sink in for a second.
If I had the power, I would merge this mass of penis flesh into one long hard 3,093,442 mile long erection.
I would then take that erection and shove it up a certain world leader’s ass. I’m sure that would feel quit painful for this world leader.
But for the rest of the world, it would feel like sweet justice.